we will get to the standings, but first, jack, remind us of the features games. no more notre dame talk, okay? >> future games. jason touched on some of them. the falcons and the redskins and the eagles and the steelers, and miami at cincinnati and seattle at a rather disappointing carolina. >> for the week it was paula and the "w," and football nation at 3-1. well done this week. and the commissioner not as well -- congratulations to you as well. >> it's me and the nation. we are together. a couple. you and i, the viewers, and we have a game behind us and the kau pheurb who continues to bring up the rear. >> it's early, man. we have time. >> speaking of not going well, only one team has achieved a 0-5 starto the season. >> the browns. >> the cleveland football browns. roll the tape. they actually took the lead against the super bowl champion giants. they were up 14-0, and somehow they succeeded in losing 41-27. >> ouch. >> because you are the browns. >> look out! >> by the way, nice digs today. >> you like that? i dressed up for the crowd. i dressed up. >> and h